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Sarah Palin...
-is a bitch
-is the reason why the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012
-gives her children the shittiest names. Examples include Trig, Purple, Penis, Orgasm, Twogirlsonecup, vomit, etc.
-loves to go into a helicopter and gun down animals with a .50 cal chain gun
-is fugly
-thinks that the dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago
-wants creationism to be taught in public schools, even though religion isn't supposed to be taught in public schools
-thinks that she has foreign experience just because Russia is supposedly in her backyard
-is the reason why McCain lost the election
Sarah Palin: Hey Penis, wanna go hunt wolves with me today?
Penis: Sure
Sarah Palin: *Boards an attack helicopter, chases a wolf down, and fires a missile at it*
Penis: Whee!
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possibly the raddest person alive :
LOL she is so so rad, just like Sarah Shirley
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(n).-one who sees parts of russia from her house. not dissimilar in looks to a baby caught in a blender. walks around saying 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED AND YOU GONNA KEEP THE BABY!'
Sarah Palin likes to keep an eye on those shisty russians from her house
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A sexual act performed by a woman using a butter churn, a lathe, and a draft horse. Named after Sarah Ann Goodesbottom (1622-48), an early settler of the Rhode Island Colony who performed notorious sex shows for sailors and merchants in port. Goodesbottom's act was so deviant that neighboring magistrates from the Massachusetts Bay Colony eventually seized her, tried her for witchcraft, and burned her at the stake.
"How was your spring break in Cancun?"
"Insane! Have you ever heard of a Sarah Ann?"
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Biggest slut known in naperville illinois.
Monday- Blows the whole baseball team
Tuesday- Trent
Wednesday- Mike Guido
Thursday- Dances with Sully
Friday- Ernesto :)
Saturday- whoever the hell is there
Sunday- Kadjew/ Jared
whole neuqua valley girl population hates you.
Do you know Sexy Sarah?
hell yeah she blew my boyfriend!
ME TOO!
Same here!
me too and im gay
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Charlie knew his girlfriend was planning to pull a sarah, so he took off his boxers before getting into bed with her.
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