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A result of not having social commitments that you care about, leading to a lack of fomo which makes you revert to a human's natural state of sleeping for hours on end.
"I slept for 12 hours last night and I'm still tired?"
"Yup probably cause of sleep inertia."
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When a bald man stick his head up another man's ass and attempts to stay there for an extended period of time.
Dave was in town for a visit and Bart offered to let him sleep in the basement.
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When you take a nap usually in the evening with the intention of waking up early in the morning but instead you wake up around midnight wired and can’t get back to sleep
Played sleep roulette last night now my sleep is all fucked up, shouldn’ta gone to bed so early
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The act of tea-bagging whilst sleeping
Oh god, Joey was sleep bagging again.
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“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
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This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
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