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If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.
Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me
Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum
guy 1: OK man
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you people are dumb as hell,three six mafia is satanic and they didnt get there name cuz there once was six and now there's three.....before they started going by the name three six mafia they went by tripple 6 mafia....
and if you dont beleave me about three 6 mafia being satanic then go and listen to crazy town and it pretty much explains everything.
three 6 mafia,tripple 6 mafia,666 mafia,36 mafia,triple 6 killas
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When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
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Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.
Wife: Hey, you ate my leftover pizza!
Husband: Sorry babe, three day rule.
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I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos
I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon
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an eighth of weed or 3.5 on the ricter scale
"imma cop three point five of the one nigga"
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In a game of beer pong, one team will be completely drunk while the other team will be focused on winning. For example, Benny and Noam are not paying attention while sam throws a high arc into 1 cup while burke bounces the ball at the same time into another cup
3 cups gone, and the game is half way over
"holy crap that team really knows how to pull a three Cup Slayer"
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