When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees
"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"
A DJ Whale is what you would refer to as a loyal prostitute. As strange as it sounds, it is indeed true
I need a DJ Whale right about now
During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".
"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"
A nickname for a large mammal that inhabits rivers, lakes, and mangrove swamps. Kind of a cross between a large blue whale and an alligator.
That whale gator knocked off that lady in the canoe and ate her whole!