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Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.

Jason McGuire is such a tool

by godddddd121256 December 7, 2010


Tool

Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog

"I am such a tool".

by DarkLarynx September 4, 2011


Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.

This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni

by Datdewd July 6, 2021


Tool

A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.

You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.

by Free bobby shmurda May 28, 2018


Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.

1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"

by American outlaw October 19, 2009


tool

A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.

(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.

(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"

by rfo October 25, 2010


Tool

1. In general, people named Lucas
2. An objject or implement that has no mind of its own and is used to serve a greater purpose

1. Lucasis taking me to another movie,his tab
2. a drill is a tool

by SaFire2342 July 9, 2011