car rules

Driver: Focus on the road, don't get us killed
Shotgun: Stay awake, Mad DJ skills
Backseat: Chief snack distributer other than that YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

CHECK OUT THE CAR RULES YOURE IN THE BACK SHUT THE FUCK UP

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car thot

A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.

Hailey was in lings car yesterday now shes in ricos car, what a car thot.

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car tan

when your left or right arm depending on what side of car your riding on becomes darker than the other arm

dude maybe you should drive, your car tan is looking dark

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Car-pie

1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head.

2. Road-head for bitches.

"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."

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eat a car

flip out/ freak out/ spaz

My mom would eat a car if she knew about that party.

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car ferrit

usually a girl who will pretend to like a lad so she can get lifts in his car. usually before they can drive there self

**** is a right car ferrit she will suck any ones dick for a lift

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Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

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