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Going from page to page in facebook often starting in the news feed and then clicking on links to travel to new people, new events, new albums, etc. It is different than stalking in that you are not trying to gather information about a specific person. It is more of aimless wandering through pages to see whats new and interesting.
Mike was bored of doing homework and was facebook crawling to see what was new. He started by seeing a group invitation for PennFoodTrucks.com, found a friend in the group, moved on to that friend's album pictures then saw a new party event and eventually after a few hours of wandering ended up at a long lost highschool friend's page.
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An old or unfunny meme generated by someone who is over 30.
Dude my mom keeps posting these facebook memes. They are sooooo bad.
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When someone does something on facebook and thinks it makes a difference in the environment, the life of a child, etc and starts to get all preachy about it.
"Save the whales. Totally. you can do it without leaving your living room"
-Man, stop your facebook preaching.
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A person that constantly post in their Facebook status sayings that they feel are deep, motivational, and inspirational but they are really just annoying. Every status update seems like a bad toast.
Every day Kaylee changes her Facebook status to something she feels is deep and philosophical. She is such a Facebook Philosopher. Her posts should start out "Kaylee says ...."
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n. a slang term to describe the sex offender registry online.
Man he got busted for rape I guess he gets to join government facebook.
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Someone who seeks attention from anyone they can get on facebook. Posting "posing" pictures... Multiple online relationships, posting slutty comments on walls / pictures... And just general whoring.
These people are generally unliked by most, but are desperate to get online friends to make up for their crappy real life.
Dood: Shit, Melinda's such a facebook whore. WHERE IS THE BLOCK BUTTON DAMNIT?!
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Looking on facebook for someone, adding them, and constently checking their status and/or pictures.
Dude quit facebook stalking that bitch you were on her profile like 10 minutes ago.
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