im doing it are you

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird

John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”

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im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

Fasho im good shawty

For sure I'm okay young lady

Her- you good?

Him- Fasho im good shawty

im afraid

what you put before and after a correct statement.

loona ate wjsn up im afraid

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

im clever

you most certinally are.

1: im clever!
2:ok...