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something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.
“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible
no homo man. But im high as a kite rn and i am high rn writing this it is 21:28 06/11/2021 is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz looooooop
"wow ur vape is on your desk?" is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M)
The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird
John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”
Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”
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what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"