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When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
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someone that shares a moment with someone, usually leading one to believe there is something between them, then claims that said moment never happened.
girl: awwwwwwwwwwww
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!
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A pleasant telephone interaction with a stranger, usually an insurance agent.
Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Original Apia moment:
Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
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Being pissed off and ignoring the whole world around you.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.
"Jeez, what's wrong with kat ?"
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."
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1. The act of being stupid. Including actions, and thought.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.
Example 1: Girl: "I always thought that General Custer from from the board game Clue."
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!
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When someone does or says something really obvious or dumb, something Joel would say or do
Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.
Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
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safa moment (ver.) (adj.)
when someone does something utterly foolish and nonsensical to the point where it is beyond the physical existence and understanding of a living being is when someone has committed a safa moment
Example: "bro the powerhouse of the cell is mightozambia"
"you're having a safa moment bro drink horlicks"
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