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I situation where a man is prevented from having relations with his significant other.
I was wonking my girlfriend and my roomate came in and cockblocked me.
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Used for MSN Messenger to effectively stop someone from talking to you. Block them so you appear offline to them, and delete them so they don't waste space on your list.
Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 2: STFU or i'll block delete you
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A suburban area in Parma, OH and stomping ground of some of the greatest streetballers to walk the earth. It consists of such players as Ooh Dats Wet, The Legend, and Sidewalk Chalk.
Did you see those d-block ballas on youtube their skills are off the chain.
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An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).
When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions.
You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.
When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.
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A method of cock blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the "blockee" from attracting females and giving the "blocker" better odds of attracting a mate.
Male #1: "Why is Jimmy wearing an Ed Hardy hat, t-shirt AND jacket all at the same time?"
Male #2: "Because I told him to."
Male #1: "You totally peacock blocked him!"
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1.when something stops you from gettin with someone, not just for sex. someone stops your flirtin, makes you really pissed.
2. cry for help when a guy is trying hard to get a piece and you dont want him too, you tell your friend to box block.
1. i was flirting with him all night and then right when he was warming up that bitch came and box blocked me!
2. that guy was getting all up ons so i texted my friend to box block.
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similar to a cock block; a 'girl' friend stepping in to run off the ugly girl your stuck talking to; More likely to happen at a club/bar
Girl: 'Man, that girl wouldn't step off, and she was ugly!'Friend: "Thanks for twat blocking"Girl: "'yeah, anytime'BOTH: (continue drinking excessively)
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