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the act of skiing or snowboarding while smoking weed or smoking some weed then skiing or snowboarding.
1.dude lets go burn and turn after hot chocolate
2. dude we've been burning and turning all day, the mountain is gonna close soon
When a character who was previously an antagonist becomes a protagonist.
The villain's heel-face turn was so sudden, one minute he was plotting world domination, the next he was baking cookies for orphans."
When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic
Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway
To work a duty or shift that is noticeably shorter than the average.
"I'll be done by lunch time I'm working a snip turn"
A soft shelled taco. AKA: burrito. The opposite of a turned-on taco.
My turned-off taco was so delicious and filled to the max!
when black women dont like big black pp its to big tyrone im gonna take the kids and bust
i took a porn hub pill then my pp shrunk to the size of a penne so my ROBLOX gf said i don't like your pp pics and then she recorded a porn hub vidow with another girl so thats the story of how i turned my 5 year old ROBLOX gf gay (im 50 so i turning 5 year old turning girls gay)
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If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?
person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*
(I’m person 2 🙂)