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A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.
Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!
Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?
Polish independence day is in November 11th. If you thought Americans were crazy in 4th of July then oh boy...
After 123 years of enslavement by Ussr and Third Reich on November 11th poles finally got their freedom and even though it's been a long time since the end of the ww2, all polish people are extremely energetic to celebrate their national celebration!
Oh man, I'm pumped for polish independence day!
When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
A larger than requested slice of dessert, served by a Polish family member. Typically because that’s how their parents did it, and their grandparents, ect.
“I asked for a small slice of cake, but they gave me a polish cut instead!
similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night