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There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.
Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.
Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.
Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.
Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*
An accidental gay moment due to operating-a mouth-while-stoned. More Specifically one working themselves into a story that makes themselves sound queer. Usually contagious and a precursor to broski-syndrome, usually caught with 'no-homo.'
Uh so anyway I just sucked really hard and tugged at the bowl, uh No HOMO.
yeah-fucking-right, Go eat a banana salad you god damn quail-fag closet avenger.
An extremely hot girl that you want to eat out for days.
She has so many toppings you don't know where to start.
"Holy shit did you just see that chick?"
"She was unreal"
"What a babe salad"
To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
that bike over in the corner of the garage that has a new set of handle bars but also three flat tires and a rusty chain; the delectable-looking box of brownies that Johnny brings into class when you know that he's got a terrible drooling problem and his mother let him help with the baking; a myriad of beverages you encounter in a perfectly lit vending machine, however, every single choice is diet
basically, a large quantity of something that would normally be great but no one really wants or knows what to do with
in summation: "whatever"
"I got to go see my favorite band ever on a paid weekend excursion; but to my dismay the homeless man riding next to me in the bus to our destination, some city named Toledo, threw up vigorously upon my lap. It was meat salad"
"He tried to wear the same color pants, shirt, and shoes but they were slightly different tones; and to tell you the truth, the idea wasn't all too great of one in the first place. The result, and I'm not speaking of Lady GaGa, was a sort of meat-salad outfit."
"I could have gotten you a roast beef sub instead of this tuna-pickle sandwich on pumpernickel, but the lady at the deli counter told me that the beef was fourteen days old."
A salad dick is when you have cheated on your wife/girlfriend, she then cuts tour dick off then you rush to hospital to get it sewn back on,
Once it has been sewn back on successfully sewn back on, your wife/girlfriend will come visit you whilst your in hospital.
She will then cut your dick of again and throw it out of the hospital window so you are unable to sew it back on, then you immediately grab abit of celery and draw a japsye on the end of it with specificly a second hand black sharpie pen and then violently fuck your wife/girlfriend with it until she vomits mixed vegetables.
Oh dear weres my dick, looks like I need to give her the salad dick.
When your girl is excretes an unusually amount of cum while one performs oral sex.