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There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthy food that appeals to people who are conscious about what goes into their body.
Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/flirt with it while the children are near.
Usually, airhead fags hang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.
Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.
Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*
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An accidental gay moment due to operating-a mouth-while-stoned. More Specifically one working themselves into a story that makes themselves sound queer. Usually contagious and a precursor to broski-syndrome, usually caught with 'no-homo.'
Uh so anyway I just sucked really hard and tugged at the bowl, uh No HOMO.
yeah-fucking-right, Go eat a banana salad you god damn quail-fag closet avenger.
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To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
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A salad dick is when you have cheated on your wife/girlfriend, she then cuts tour dick off then you rush to hospital to get it sewn back on,
Once it has been sewn back on successfully sewn back on, your wife/girlfriend will come visit you whilst your in hospital.
She will then cut your dick of again and throw it out of the hospital window so you are unable to sew it back on, then you immediately grab abit of celery and draw a japsye on the end of it with specificly a second hand black sharpie pen and then violently fuck your wife/girlfriend with it until she vomits mixed vegetables.
Oh dear weres my dick, looks like I need to give her the salad dick.
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When your girl is excretes an unusually amount of cum while one performs oral sex.
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A Seaweed Salad is created when a man is about to ejaculate and he leaves the smallest portion of the head of his penis inside the female so as not to shoot the semen all the way into the vagina. The man then uses the necessary amount of fingers to "scoop" or "spoon" out the semen from the vagina.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
So the waitress from P.F. Chang's came over last night and had a real nice Seaweed Salad. Luckily I had some extra sesame seeds in my pantry or else she would have tasted a little too much Eel Sauce in her bowl.
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Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out
Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy
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