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I’m bored and real pissed rn so here we go, welcome to great valley middle school or GVMS where it against the dress code to wear pajama pants but some white ass 6th grader practically has her non-existent titties out and thats ok. It’s so snobbish students are forced to call the cafeteria the “dining hall” and the staff are stuck in the past with their blue ribbon award winning asses. A place where we have to have monthly assembly’s because students are on the brink of suicide. It’s so proud of it “inclusivity” and “progression” meanwhile you’ll have people calling each other slurs left and right. Oh and don’t get me started on the asshole teachers. I think there might be like one or two that are actually bearable but the others all give of pedo vibes or are just plain mean for no reason. This place is a shithole and anyone who goes here knows it.
“I have a friend who goes to Great Valley Middle School and earlier they told me the craziest shit goes on at their school”
A race war that centered between two tribes of Doritos™️. One of them was Nacho Cheese and the other was Cool Ranch. The Nacho Cheese tribe hated the Cool Ranch tribe simply because they were blue, and the leader of the Cool Ranch tribe hated blue. Ended in both sides losing as the War was a blast of flavor if you know what I mean.
There will never be another battle quite like The Great Dorito War of 2014.
Michael was in AP Calculus BC, and correctly stated the answer; however, the simpleton disagreed. However, later on, the townsfolk realized he was correct, but did not receive the validation he deserved.
Why are you sad? Because today is The Great Tragedy of February 7th.
A mullet. A hair style that is noticeably longer in the back than it is in the front.
"Ladies and gentleman, let us all rise to salute The Great American Hair Cape" said the proud, teary-eyed emcee.
A school in which the teachers are annoying as fuck the food is horrible the hot dogs bounce the 8th grade football team is ass there is led in the water and the smartest person in that shithole is the goddamn janitor
Great valley middle school is ass
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Great Britain, the greatest, the proudest, one of the intelligent countries on earth.
Britain: Invented Industrial Revolution, The Computer, The Worldwide Web. The British invented many inventions used by America.
Britain: America decended from. 79% Of Americans have a British surname.
Britain: Influences America in all ways, America name their cities after Britain. (New England) (New London) (Leicester) (Manchester) (Birmingham) (Redding) (Lancaster) Ect.
Britain: Holds the worlds largest Empire of all time.
Namely Rule Britannia.
As this is fact, I believe many Americans hate the fact that such a small Island like Britain ruled 1/4 of the planet including their American land.
America: Claim they "kicked our asses" in the war of Independence, (Revoltuinary war) but purposely forget to mention that they single handed couldn't defeat us.
As long as they pray to who ever it is they pray to.. at nights, mornings, ect. and thank the French in their prayers they should be fine.
The war of 1812, where the British defending Canada against American invasion. Britain: The winner.
America: Always say "we saved your asses" in world war two. Now...to a certain extent, that is true...but, it wasn't America by themselves who saved the day.
All three allied victory powers, (America) (Britain) and (Russia) were all vital.
Russia defeated 75% of the German forces alone.
Britain held it's own for a period of time and fought off the Nazi aircrafts with the RAF although outnumbered.
Americans attacking from the Atlantic ocean would of been impossible. Americans needed Britains airbases to attack and invade Germany from. Along with further British Colonial reinforcements across the globe. (Royal Navy).
America: Electrocutes people, Gasses them.
America: Arrested for Jay-walking.
America: Pays for Hospital treatment.
Britain: NHS free healthcare.
Britain: spreaded the most populer language on earth.
America: Invent Sports such as American football.
If you havn't heard of that sport, it's probably because only Americans play it. It's moreless a British game but with the body armor and helmits called Rugby where Americans got their idea from.
Americans play Baseball, another British idea from a girls game called "rounders" which is infact Baseball but without the fancy gear that "Yanks" wear.
Britain is by far the best Country in the world.
I think Americans know this and the majority of them who actually do know this, no matter what the arrogant Yanks say, are very polight and respectable.
America: Money, Power, But bad undereducated history classes.
America: Think they're always right when they have the worse educational system on earth.
Great Britain, America's Mother.
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An awesome water park with crappy food, adults that get drunk while their kids swim, and kids that claw your legs in the hot tub. BEWARE!
Don't go to Great Wolf Lodge!!
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