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Sex is my favourite thing to do on a lazy Sunday night. My technique is to grab the dick with chop sticks and slurp it like noodles, with the balls being meat balls - juicy and tender
Emily- rub that dick on my vagina
Jesse- baby ride me all day long with Daniel as a threesome. Sex baby
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It is when a male sticks his D**k into a girls V****a and does "stuff" to her such as kiss her all over her entire body.
Omg!!!! I just had sex with Brad, he is so freaking hardcore!!!
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My fiancé and I walked into our bedroom. We both nodded, and it started. First, we kissed. Softly at first, but then it got deeper, like a French. She grabbed my ass and I grabbed hers. We squeezed. Then, she got down on her knees. I pulled my dick out of my pants and she started sucking. Then, once she was done, she pulled off her clothes and I pulled off mine. She spread apart her legs and I started licking her vagina. Then, as we got deeper into it, I went to the bathroom and grabbed a condom. After a while, I got around to her back and performed outback sex. This is when my dick goes into her vagina from behind. We started to breathe faster. She then jumped onto the bed and I took off the condom to do the 69 position. Then, after we were done that, I put the condom back on and got off the bed. She jumped onto me, wrapping her legs around me. My dick went into her vagina. She screamed. We both hit our orgasms. She told me to take it off because we’re getting married in a few days. I did. Then, we jumped onto the bed and began our full on sex. I pushed hard, forcing it in there as far as it would go. She screamed again. I cummed. It felt so good to finally do it without the condom. We kept doing it for hours, getting in different positions, ensuring we would have a baby. 9 months later, it happened!
Me: Damn, last night was fun.
Her: Yeah that was some good sex.
Me: Do you wanna go out and get a pregnancy test and then do it again tonight?
Her: Yes I’ll get the pregnancy test and also we can definitely do it again tonight. I really wanna do it again!
Me: Okay, then it’s set. Let’s get going!
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(1)when a male inserts his penis into a females vagina
(2)the thing your parents called the birds and the bees
(3)act with the goal of procreation
(1)Have sex with me, please!
(2)Ask your mother what sex is.
(3)We had sex and now im pregnant!
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THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MUST HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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an even better version of the shit like the shit x 1000000000
devon is the sex! i love her
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an act that usually occurs between a man and a woman if she doesn't have a "headache" pms or her rag, alternatively a sexual release for a guy if his partner isn't bitchy, pmsing, or on the rag
man 1) hey did you get any last night?
man 2) nah my girl had her rag
man1) shitty deal
man 2) nah not really, kinda the opposite
man 1) dude i thought we were talking about sex?
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