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A shy boy who is secretly kinky, they normally have huge penises but don't act like it. Their big dick energy comes out in their kind attitudes. They are secretly into choking but nobody needs to know about that. They are the biggest sweethearts, VERY good in bed, and definitely a keeper. They are normally VERY attractive with blue eyes and light brown hair and a tan skin tone. John Davids are the hottest boys out there.
John David is so fucking sexy and he's so sweet, what a keeper!
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Yo you saw David Tang pulling honeys? I heard he even likes his own pics. Such a savage!
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The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.
Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*
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A chilli dog with no bun.
I ate a dirty davidfrom 7 eleven but asked for no bun. Uhhhh
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an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit
david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him
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one who is a king of urban chinese music
In terms of writing music, he's practically another David Tao.
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this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.
david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.
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