Fish titties

The best kind of titties ;)))

Oi mate, did you see those fish titties? FUckinG great aye mate

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moon fish

Moon fish is the name given to floating poo in the sea or river etc

Saw plenty of moon fish the other day when out fishing

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Cosplay Fishing

The act of using a cosplay (costume play) to attract, or gain attention from from a small or large crowd of people who may like that character enough to instantly like you. This act is notorious on MMOs such as IMVU and Gaia online where you can make your avatar look like an established character or idea.

sam: "hey baby im superman"
Girl: "superman is my fave!"
Leon: "look at sam, cosplay fishing again and he may have a bite"

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Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)

I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)

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Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.

"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"

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Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

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Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

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