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The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.
George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
A person of any age who loves theatre. It is their whole life. They live and breath it. Never say good luck to them before a performance and DON’T bother them during tech week. They like singing in public.
Omg did you see that group of Theatre Kids over there? They’re usually singing and laughing but they all look drained from tech week.
Kid who was raised on the kp, or was raised with the kp ideals at heart. These kids are generally good hearted lads, yet tend to get themselves into trouble. There is nothing a kp kid enjoys more than a nice keystone light and marlboro 27. The amount of alcohol these kid's can consume is equal to that of 4 average people of equal size and wait. Usually drunk on the daily, a kp kid has a unique set of skills that most are without. They are the best drunk drivers, and drive mostly hondas. Kp kids have a vast knowledge of the wilderness and a good taste in music. If seen outside it is usually with a cigarette in hand. If every kid was a kp kid, the world would be at peace.
Caseys buying another pack with only nickels and pennies? Hes a true kp kid.
Jake blew a .25 when he got arrested yesterday? Wasn't he just in jail like a week ago? Thats a kp kid if Ive ever seen one.
A.K.A Casey Heynes, a Aussie kid who became famous after standing up against his bully by giving him an Atomic Buster the likes of which the world has never seen (the bully could barely even walk). With the YouTube video gaining millions of views, street fighter remixes, responses and hearts, it's widely regarded as one of the best examples of standing up for oneself.
The bully was given an Atomic crash course in karma by the Zangief Kid.
A kid who goes to Kumon and therefore always gets good math grades. They usually suck at any other subject though
Friend 1: How'd you do on that math test!
Friend 2: Great! I sat next to Johnny so I copied off him.
Friend 1: No fair! Johnny's a Kumon Kid
When a guy is on his back, a girl is blowing him, she then moves down to lick his balls, he raises his hips up and farts in her mouth.
Dude Nicole was goin down on me the other night, and I totally gave her a Kid Larson! Set it up!!!!!!!
a white raprocker from the Detroit area who thinks women should be on their knees giving head to "macho" studmuffins like himself. His songs are obscenity - ridden pornographic sexist trash. He thinks that because he supports George W. Bush, wears a flag, cusses like a stevedore, supports the Iraq war, "supports the troops", smokes cigars, covers cock rock "classics" and likes Bob Seger that he's an "American Badass". He also calls himself the BullGod. He scored a big hit with Sheryl Crow that was Number One for God knows how many weeks where he whines about "since you been gone I'm in the hotel room with cocaine and whiskey". Well boo fucking hoo, Kid Rock, I really feel sorry for you. Wah! He had a hit album called "Cocky". Well, Mick Jagger is cocky, but he is cool. He and the other Stones are a talented thrill. The title says says it all about Kid Rock. He is an American Asshole. Another example: a Kid Rock song titled "You'll Never See Another Motherfucker Like Me". He's the one who said it. The stacked Pamela Anderson is married to this cretin. He's an arrogant, stupid all-around shithead.
Kid Rock is a prime example of what's wrong with popular music today. Just a bunch of vulgar no talent, image-conscous, arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten crap.