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A kid who goes to Kumon and therefore always gets good math grades. They usually suck at any other subject though
Friend 1: How'd you do on that math test!
Friend 2: Great! I sat next to Johnny so I copied off him.
Friend 1: No fair! Johnny's a Kumon Kid
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Everyone thinks they have guns in they're back pack. Myself as the quiet kid of my class, I think its actually quite funny. :)
"Hey is that the quiet kid?"
"Ooooo they better not have those gunsss!"
*rapidly starts making quiet kid memes*
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Weymouth kids are the toughest kids in the south shore. Kids from surrounding towns always talk shit about them but would get the shit beat outta them if they went face to face with one of them. The only kids in the south shore that know how to work and not have everything given to them.
Hingham kids always get beat up by Weymouth Kids at the Hingham Shipayrd.
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A.K.A Casey Heynes, a Aussie kid who became famous after standing up against his bully by giving him an Atomic Buster the likes of which the world has never seen (the bully could barely even walk). With the YouTube video gaining millions of views, street fighter remixes, responses and hearts, it's widely regarded as one of the best examples of standing up for oneself.
The bully was given an Atomic crash course in karma by the Zangief Kid.
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Kid who was raised on the kp, or was raised with the kp ideals at heart. These kids are generally good hearted lads, yet tend to get themselves into trouble. There is nothing a kp kid enjoys more than a nice keystone light and marlboro 27. The amount of alcohol these kid's can consume is equal to that of 4 average people of equal size and wait. Usually drunk on the daily, a kp kid has a unique set of skills that most are without. They are the best drunk drivers, and drive mostly hondas. Kp kids have a vast knowledge of the wilderness and a good taste in music. If seen outside it is usually with a cigarette in hand. If every kid was a kp kid, the world would be at peace.
Caseys buying another pack with only nickels and pennies? Hes a true kp kid.
Jake blew a .25 when he got arrested yesterday? Wasn't he just in jail like a week ago? Thats a kp kid if Ive ever seen one.
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When a guy is on his back, a girl is blowing him, she then moves down to lick his balls, he raises his hips up and farts in her mouth.
Dude Nicole was goin down on me the other night, and I totally gave her a Kid Larson! Set it up!!!!!!!
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a white raprocker from the Detroit area who thinks women should be on their knees giving head to "macho" studmuffins like himself. His songs are obscenity - ridden pornographic sexist trash. He thinks that because he supports George W. Bush, wears a flag, cusses like a stevedore, supports the Iraq war, "supports the troops", smokes cigars, covers cock rock "classics" and likes Bob Seger that he's an "American Badass". He also calls himself the BullGod. He scored a big hit with Sheryl Crow that was Number One for God knows how many weeks where he whines about "since you been gone I'm in the hotel room with cocaine and whiskey". Well boo fucking hoo, Kid Rock, I really feel sorry for you. Wah! He had a hit album called "Cocky". Well, Mick Jagger is cocky, but he is cool. He and the other Stones are a talented thrill. The title says says it all about Kid Rock. He is an American Asshole. Another example: a Kid Rock song titled "You'll Never See Another Motherfucker Like Me". He's the one who said it. The stacked Pamela Anderson is married to this cretin. He's an arrogant, stupid all-around shithead.
Kid Rock is a prime example of what's wrong with popular music today. Just a bunch of vulgar no talent, image-conscous, arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten crap.
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