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The act whereby and individual can rid him/herself of pubic "crabs" by shaving half of one's pubic hair, then lighting the other half on fire; the result of which is the crabs running out into the clearing whereupon they can readily be stabbed with a ball-point pen.
My buddy Meat Hook serial fornicated with many unclean women after the Chargers game, and was forced to slash and burn the next day.
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To clarify the U.S. Navy term mentioned in another definition, it specifically referred to the ship's shafts/screws 'turning' and the boilers 'burning' and the phrase is in fact used (even though there aren't many steam-powered ships left) to indicate working hard, and steady momentum.
"Turn and burn, ladies, we only have four hours to get this wrapped up"
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The place where the tingly feeling appears when you see.....
Jade: please stick your mouth in it
Tyler: where bb
Jade: in my burning loins
Tyler: alright but I’m next! ;)
Jade: oh. My god your. Deeper, hurry, come on. PUSH. HARDER. *pushes Tyler’s head into her more and wraps her legs around his head*
Tyler: right my turn
Jade peels herself off of Tyler, her loins are pumping. She begins to kiss Tyler and suck him as she advances down to his lower abdomen. Without hesitation Tyler’s dick plunged into her mouth and she massages every nerve with her tongue 👅
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The sensation of corn shells scraping the anus wall accompanied with a burning feeling in the same general area. This usually occurs after eating a combination of jalapenos and popcorn.
"Shit man, that popcorn is giving me the scrapy burning!"
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Moon burn- when you flash your anus but accidently deficate on the person and it burns them for life
Last night brandon moon burned me!
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Sometimes called a "blitzkrieg deck" or "mono-red" (MTG)
A player's card arsenal in a trading card game (especially Magic the Gathering and Yu Gi Oh) that was designed to defeat the opponent in as few turns as possible using brute force, with little in the way of tactical strategy or defense.
Trading card enthusiasts often recommend that novice players start out using a burn deck until they fully get a feel for the game and its mechanics, as it uses the most straightforward, least confusing strategy. However, they are usually not recommended for higher-level competitive games, as their effectiveness relies heavily on the contents of the opponent's deck.
"I made it to the final round and then Steve kicked my ass with a burn deck! Can you believe it?"
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what parents would say to children re: spanking
what life can do to one
'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
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