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a long date that starts with dinner,lasts through the night, and ends with breakfast
Hey, I don't do coffee, but I do a dinner and breakfast date... (wink).
A guy who looks like he needs a shave!
Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!
On April 16th ,you have to find someone to date either it’s your bestfriend, friend, or anyone ! Try to last a couple and see how y’all last..
It’s national date day! “Shawn! Do you wanna date?” “sure!”
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One who posseses the face of a date rapist.
" I can't believe their getting married, he has date rape face" - Harold and Kumar
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What Tolu (aka tmp) will say in her deep manly voice to woo Don over. Also uses steak.
Tolu: Hey Don, DATE ME cutie.
Don: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
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The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.
Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"
Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"
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A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.
My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.
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