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Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek
Dave is family.
Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!
I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.
Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.
When doing a Dave, it defines that you have severely fucked up the easiest of tasks & turned a little job into a big one.
Nah fuck that, mate. Don't do it.
Them: Hey do you want to go line dancing tonight?
Me: Dave.
Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.
My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that
Dave is sexy, smart, tall guy with some amazing surfing skills. He can run fast and has decent tan on his body.
Girls always falls in love with Dave and Dave take good care of his fans.