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"Oml your being such a Ethan & Caitlyn right now" - "Not ah I'm not shady at all"
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A modern 11 year old soundcloud rapper who most people think is trash. his music usually references an "ugly bitch i fucked last week" even though he probably gets no pussy at all.
Yo, have you heard Ethan Chill's new trash song?
Why does Ethan Chill's bellybutton smell like shit?
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someone who always attempts to one up everyone, he is 75% efficient at everything he does. He drives a 2003 Monte Carlo that he got from fox Charlevoix,MI. He also has the weirdest most random life ever. and will one day rule the world with an iron fist. he also has a 245.8% increase in size over b-rod's penis
zebus: where did you get your car
kyle: from fox Charlevoix, MI
zebus: that makes u an Ethan isenhauer
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there’s ethan lambert, tamras boyfriend and the cutest boy ever.
that’s tamras boyfriend. ethan lambert is the cutest person ever. his laugh is the most precious thing you’ll ever hear. and he tries everything he can to make you laugh. ethan lambert loves his gf more than any other of his friends and puts her first.
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The act of putting a large ice cube in your ass and squeezing it out into a womans vagina after ejaculating in her vagina.
I fucked her so hard she was beggin for a "Cool Ethan"!
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Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope
Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope
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a hot ass guy who has a twin who’s name is grayson and has a friends who’s name is james and has another friend who’s name is emma and they are all apart of a squad called the sister squad but they are other squads such as shane’s squad which has shane in it and his boyfriend ryland and ryland has a sister named morgan and morgan is friends with garret who is also apart of shane’s squad and garret has a friend who’s name is andrew and he’s the camera man for shane and his squad in conclusion this is a conspiracy and we will never know if this shit is true or not so have fun finding out
that boy ethan dolan yea he hot
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