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1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.
2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
an especially foul-smelling, raunchy gaseous explosion created by the churning of one's own stomach due to unhealthy levels of stress.
"Damn. That smells awful. Do you need to change your pants?"
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."
One with an inappropriate and/or perverse affinity for humor related to the passing of gas.
See also: dad
He is such a fart enthusiast that even the juicy splatter of a ketchup bottle makes him burst into uncontrolled laughter.
when you purposely aim your fart at another individual
im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep
The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?
1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.
2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.
Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.
A particularly hot, sulfurous fart that smells suspiciously like broccoli even though you haven't eaten broccoli for days, even weeks. Not to be confused with a "Sulfur Strut," a broccoli fart is usually an SBD special.
I ripped a broccoli fart so foul yesterday, it cleared out an entire wing of the library.