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When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(
Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.
Don: What?
Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.
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The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.
Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!
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The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring
Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
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What Rebecca Black does after her cereal.
Blackburn:*singing Friday loudly from his car*
It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Saturda--
Wait what?
Random guy: Gotta get down on friday, n00b!
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A: Hey, what you're doing?
B: Suffering.
A: Oh you're Friday Night Funkin' modding but it doesnt work?
B:Yeah....
No one drives truck on a Friday.
who drives a truck on Friday
Every Friday, when discussing your fantasy football team on Facebook, you forecast a victory over your upcoming opponent. With this forecast, you tag the individual's name to ensure that they and everyone else know you mean business. Similar to when a weatherman forecasts the weather.
In this week's installment of Fantasy Football Friday Forecast, I will defeat @John Doe in a dominating fashion, remain in 1st place and improve to 6-2.