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When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".
My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.
Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*
when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
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The Era in which humans lived before the search engine; Google
To whom did we address our questions too B.G. (Before Google)?
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Go Google yourself - should be used when somebody is annoying you with questions and you don`t know the answer . Also means :"Leave me alone , please !" Can be used as a polite form for vulgar expression : " Go F** Yourself !!"
S: Do you know what is the capital of Nigeria ?
M: Go google yourself!!!
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An "Adsence Bunny" is a person or group of people from generally poor countries, who use the Google Adsence publisher system for an easy means of collecting free checks and/or hand outs at the expense of Google Adwords advertisers. They love to build websites for the sake of having Google adsence ads incorporated and usually offer poor content in hopes of getting unsuspecting surfers to click there website ads and seem to be quite content with this means of cheap free and fast income. (In extreme cases they will advertise in local news papers about clicking each others ads which cost advertisers millions in lost income annually)
The term bunny comes from the fact that they usually create and multiply, themselves and these cheap websites quickly, thus securing their ability to receive free Google Adsence checks and advertiser money from unsuspecting Adwords clients.
I was searching for information online using search and came to this worthless Google Adsence Bunny site full of nothing but Adsence ads...
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