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The shop where year 9s can get their vapes from without being ID’d. Most Corner shop Bossmans either don’t know that you need to be 18 or they don’t care that you are underaged.
**Year 9 goes to the corner shop**
Year 9: Wagwan Bossman. Let me just get a Blue Razz Lemonade Elfbar.
Bossman: Sure fam. That’ll be £5.00. Would you like a bag?
Year 9: Sure bossman.
Bossman: Will you be paying by cash or card?
**The year 9 knows that their parents can see all the transactions made on their bank account and their parents could possibly catch them buying vapes so the year 9 chooses to buy it with cash**
Year 9: I’ll be paying by cash, Bossman.
Bossman: Thank you. Have a nice day.
**the year 9 now uses the vape and makes sure to hide the vape in their underwear when they go back home so the parent can’t find it.**
A shop every Asian owns Asian males lure hundreds of kids in to their corner shop and then they rape every one of them and ejaculate on every single one of them that’s how vile Asians are Asians are sensitive to they will try and take down this post because their feelings are hurt because I’m telling facts about them also Asians say stuff about white people but never to their face says a lot about Asians their pussies.
Asians love corner shops Asians are pedophiles and child molesters that rape little white Boys also Asians ejaculate in cats and dogs before eating them along with their smelly curry before going and molesting more white kids in the uk with their smelly poo filled butt hole.
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Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor
Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.
F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
When you win an astronomical amount of money through means of gambling. Not to be confused with “clean up shop” which deals on a smaller scale.
“I’m gonna clean some shop at Cheltenham today.”
A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.
You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.