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When a man's member has a large kidney stone pass by ejaculating.
Dang, I had a jizz stone bust off on that ho' da other night; and it knocked that bitch out!
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A penis, specifically my penis.
Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?
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a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek
that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.
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In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.
note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)
the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers
cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).
coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.
parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.
(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.
my best friend is a jizz bag.
my wife is a jizz bag.
my dog is a jizz bag.
dust mites are jizz bags.
the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.
my girlfriend is a jizz bag.
etcetera ad infinitum
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jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)
Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!
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That crap you get on your lips when you wake up from a night of sleep, a real fucking pain in the ass.
Person: Good morning, honey!
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...
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