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Fairly underground metal band, who produce excellent work. Emtombment of a Machine and Entities are by far their best songs.
Job for a cowboy and Penknifelovelife at York. Fucking classic mayte.
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derived from a Unix code string adapted from the geek term for 'chronic', a cron job now entails a female geek giving a male geek a blow job over the keyboard of a computer, or within a three feet radius of a computer.
|-|3'/ 9|_|'/5! ! 907 4 (|20|\|,_|08 |_457 |\|!9|-|7! '/4'/see0|2see!!!
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When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.
"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"
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When a male or female performs fellatio on two penises, he or she makes the first penis come on the other, as one would put toothpaste on a toothbrush. He or she then proceeds to "brush" her teeth with the second penis, rubbing it on her teeth and in her mouth, making sure the ejaculate is spread evenly.
I forgot my toothbrush when I slept at Marco's last night but it's okay; I gave him and his gay brother a toothbrush job.
After that Italian meal, my breath smelled of garlic. Lucky for me, Luigi and the waiter let me brush my teeth.
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To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.
Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.
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When a girl does a line of coke off of your erect dick and then proceeds to give you a blowjob
I got the best snow job over Christmas break, man.
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