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Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.

Youโ€™re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isnโ€™t that far in lesbian miles babe, donโ€™t worry, weโ€™ll work it out.

by Weenafile September 2, 2019

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Goldstar lesbian

The lesbian who has collected the most golden stars in class for good behaviour.

Teacher: And today yet another gold star for Lisa! You have collected 15 stars this week, that makes you this week's goldstar lesbian. Good job!

by Siraxta June 2, 2023

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hey lesbians

something youโ€™d call the furriest nicest drippy secy baka person ever ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

person 1 omg ur so hey lesbians

person2 letโ€™s marry thatโ€™s so sweet.

person 1 heylesbians and i are mutuals

person 2 woah letโ€™s get marri so hot so cool

by xoe101 March 12, 2021

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Lesbian Sleeves

When a man has a t-shirt which sleeves are so short making them look feminine.

Chad's shirt totally has lesbian sleeves.

I wish this shirt didn't have lesbian sleeves so I could wear it.

by ratsmyfavgame May 3, 2018

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glitter lesbian

a woman attracted to other women with the follow characteristics:
*flamboyant to excess
*a fan of glam bands: david bowie, lady gaga, and freddie mercury
*a gay man in a lesbian's body
*hot
*feminine as fuck

Dude: Wait, she likes girls?
Dude 2: Yes. Despite her limp wrists, push up bra, kesha makeup and sun dress, she still likes to lick vaginas.
Dude: what a glitter lesbian

by DaGlitterLesbian September 12, 2011

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typical lesbian

a woman who is interested in other women but only owns her clothes and a cat.

I have a cat and I am a typical lesbian

by Fitto July 17, 2015

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Lesbian Virus

a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.

if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.

p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE

by buggaMan420 January 27, 2022

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