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A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
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The lesbian who has collected the most golden stars in class for good behaviour.
Teacher: And today yet another gold star for Lisa! You have collected 15 stars this week, that makes you this week's goldstar lesbian. Good job!
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something you’d call the furriest nicest drippy secy baka person ever 🤣🤣🤣
person 1 omg ur so hey lesbians
person2 let’s marry that’s so sweet.
person 1 heylesbians and i are mutuals
person 2 woah let’s get marri so hot so cool
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When a man has a t-shirt which sleeves are so short making them look feminine.
Chad's shirt totally has lesbian sleeves.
I wish this shirt didn't have lesbian sleeves so I could wear it.
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a woman attracted to other women with the follow characteristics:
*flamboyant to excess
*a fan of glam bands: david bowie, lady gaga, and freddie mercury
*a gay man in a lesbian's body
*hot
*feminine as fuck
Dude: Wait, she likes girls?
Dude 2: Yes. Despite her limp wrists, push up bra, kesha makeup and sun dress, she still likes to lick vaginas.
Dude: what a glitter lesbian
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a woman who is interested in other women but only owns her clothes and a cat.
I have a cat and I am a typical lesbian
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a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.
if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.
p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE
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