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A beard of epic proportions. Only a true manly man can have a Paul W. beard.
1: Whoa, look at that big beard.
2: Wow! It's a true Paul W. beard.
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Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam
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An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.
A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.
also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.
Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....
Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?
Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."
Mike: Awesome! Me next!
Raymond: No thank you.
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The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
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Calm down. Chill. Something you would say to someone who is stressin'. The slang originated from the "I'm the Juggarnaut bitch" internet cartoon.
Person 1: Man I got 2 tests tommorrow and a paper due. I'm fucked.
Person 2: Nigga comb yo beard.
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used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement
i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!
i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!
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normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.
hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history
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