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When your phone vibrates, and when you check, it just displays the time...
Inspired by the scene in "Superbad" where Fogle (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) turns to Nicola (Aviva (III)), in the hallway, and says "Uuuhhh... Its 10:33", and runs off...
** Phone Vibrates **
guy 1: "Dude, I bet its that cute chick from yesterday"
guy 2: "Doubt it..."
** eagerly checks phone **
guy 2: "Damn!!! stupid Fogle phone!"
guy 1: "... then why did it vibrate?"
guy 2: "... Cuzz its a fucking Fogle phone, that's why!"
guy 1: "... ahh."
** Phone vibrates Again**
guy 1: "You gonna check that?"
guy 2: "... fuck it. I know what time it is."
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The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.
I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.
1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.
People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.
The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.
When coders debug other programmer's or lame students code over the phone! or trouble shoot a computer problem.
A: What is Mac up-to?
B: He is phone-time debugging Alex.
A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.
Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!
The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.
-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?
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