moon fish

Moon fish is the name given to floating poo in the sea or river etc

Saw plenty of moon fish the other day when out fishing

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poofer fish

pretty much the same as a puffer fish except poofer is more fun to say.

the poofer fish was in the water

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Fish titties

The best kind of titties ;)))

Oi mate, did you see those fish titties? FUckinG great aye mate

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Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)

I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)

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Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.

"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"

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Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

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Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

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