family first card

the card in new jersey that my neighbor sells to my mom for $10. But has $100 on it.

I went to a party the other day and my friend's mother bought his cake with her third baby daddy's mom card.

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credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

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Uno Reverse Card

An Uno Reverse Card is a card typically used in Uno. Use this to direct an insult back at the insulter.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Jim: Uno reverse card!

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Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

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Pulling your card

Pulling a card is a saying that happens when someone gets extremely disrespected or insulted brutality.

Example of pulling your card
Guy 1: Hey I'm glad I got to know you but I think it's time to be more then friends.
Girl1: Wait this whole time I thought you were gay!! I'm sorry but I don't think you have what I'm looking for.
Guy2: *Laughs really hard* DAMN SHE PULLED YOUR CARD NIGGA!!!!!
(Everyone in the nearby area laughs)

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Credit card swipe

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

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Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

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