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The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.
Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!
When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.
Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.
Gay sex between 2 men. Usually after a bowel movement. (Because of the residue formed on the shaft of the pennis)
Can also be between 2 women while using sex toy.
Chris had relations with Tom after he took a dump without a shower. They are making peanut butter.
Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!