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Took May home last night and gave her the old dancing sandwich. She squirted her “special sauce” all over my face.
It’s when you preform anal then right as you are about to cum you pull out and jizz right along the ass crack. It is optional to then lick it off
Kyle1: yo me and Kyle3 tried McCum sandwich yesterday
Kyle2: yo wtf man. I wanted to join
Kyle1: sorry mannn I’m free next Tuesday.
A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great
Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.
When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.
“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”
While having sex, you and your girl make out and you close your lips to make your tongues the middle of the “sandwich”. While doing that, you cover your dick in lotion and put in between her ass cheeks and have her slowing go up and down, making your dick be the middle of the sandwich.
Girl: You wanna double sandwich it
Boy: I would love to, but my dick doesn’t bend that way
Girl: We’ll make it work
A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.
Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.
When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it