Random
Source Code
Random
the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
I have a liberal arts education from usf.
56👍 105👎
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.
Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao
Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
5👍 5👎
The vagina of a man who had a sex change to a woman who lives in San Fransisco.
"Dude did you see Karly's San Fransisco Muffin last night? that snatch didnt even look like a pussy"
5👍 5👎
It when you go down town San diego an have your way with a traffic cone
Yesterday I went down town and did a San Diego Steampipe up and down 5th avenue.
2👍 1👎
Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.
Do you know the san clemente boys?
Yea i fuck with those guys
2👍 1👎
A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head
Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you were really making a San Franscisco Narwhal
2👍 1👎
San Bernardino County is located in California but also the United States's biggest county by size behind Coconino County in Arizona. San Bernardino County got it's name from it's county seat San Bernardino. People like to exaggerate how bad is it but San Bernardino has wonderful cities like Redlands, Rancho Cucamonga, Upland, Ontario (is also a city in California), and Chino Hills. San Bernardino County is part of The Los Angeles Metropolitan Area but except desert cities like Victorville or Barstow. San Bernardino County has a fellow friend Riverside County. Yucaipa has a school district that is between two cities but different counties. But Riverside County accepts the district to have partnership to Calimesa.
I live in San Bernardino County and it's improving on keep the crime down
San Bernardino County
3👍 1👎