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Mark 'Jacko' Jackson

The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.

A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.

Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.

The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.

Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.

"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"

Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.

Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!

by Superbowl Xv March 28, 2018


The Bo Jackson Cock

When you ram a girls coochie so hard you make her pass out for 3 hours straight

Yeah last night I gave my girl the Bo Jackson Cock and she passed out on my sofa

by UrFavBootyKiller February 5, 2021


Sungshill Jackson Lee

A pathetic cuck who craves for pussy but seems to not get any. He also does not know how to dress and wears the same lexus pandabuy jacket and pandabuy baggy pants. He also lives in a duplex while getting cucked by benjamin harris. He also lives in windsor canada

Bucks: yo fam do you know a guy named Sungshill Jackson Lee
Kut: Yes i heard he was a cuckold

by benajkmaindharris October 2, 2023


Jackson Likes Bagels

a tall white kid that likes bagels

who invited Jackson Likes Bagels to the group chat?

by Jackson Likes Bagels June 15, 2020


Michael Jackson effect

When a neurodivergent person is simply existing and neurotypical people spread rumors about them to explain their behavior or to ruin their reputation. No matter what the neurodivergent person does to clear their name, nobody will believe them because they do not meet the standard of humanity acceptable to the neurotypical population.

insert name here was a victim of the Michael Jackson effect and ttey lost tteir job because of it.

by AquaManhattan October 18, 2021


Michael Jackson Day

When a hardcore fan of Michael Jackson spends the entire day of June 25th (the day of Michael Jackson’s death) listening to his music.

It’s Michael Jackson day, let’s listen to his music.

by Rick Grimes 35 June 25, 2021


Charles Jackson III

An athletic strong sexy man with a big cock and is loyal hates losing and will fight anyone one if he has to. He loves Football and can pull girls but chooses not to because he's dedicated to school

Damn Charles Jackson III u a sexy muscle head

by KXNG CJIII👑 December 12, 2018