person a: “hey liam. nice clarinet! where’d you get it? your mom?”
liam: “kys”
Some silly guy that lets you play with his dreads, dyes his hair pink and does anything I tell him to.
"Yo have you seen Liam recently?"
"Yeah, I was at the fair with him last night."
Liam is the cutest guy you have ever met. He always laughs at your jokes sometimes but sometimes he is sarcastic about your jokes. He love’s to Facetime you and would help you with anything. He isn’t rude to adults and respects you as a person.
I love Liam, he helped me and he is just the cutest.
Either a weird kid who probably is a bit ‘tismed out with most likely a Minecraft obsession. Or just a chill bloke who wished his name wasn’t Liam because it’s the most basic name of all time now.
“I once knew a guy named Liam, he wasn’t a weird Minecraft fan in his 30s. He was actually a sex god” - comprised of many different testimonials from every female model