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Something you said to someone you deeply care about in hopes that they'll manage to get some sleep, because they don't sleep enough, so you get worried.
Babe, I hope you can rest a little. Imagine I'm holding you in my arms ❤️ I want us to be okay. I'm sorry if I misunderstood the fact that you're already out. 🙂 xoxo love, sleep well
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A term used by people who stay up several days or for long periods because they used meth.
Jennifer was representing team no sleep lastnight.
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When one sleeps on their testicles in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.
Last time I had sleeping bag, I could barely get out of bed!
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Slee'ping Va'gi'na n. A mentrual male that is temporarily dormant, though if awakened could at any given moment spray massive amounts of blood. It is generally best to let "the Sleeping Vagina lie"
Right now Derek is in sleeping vagina mode, but Im really afraid he is going to become a bloody vagina again soon.
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a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade
sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary
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1. to sleep for long periods of time (or to nap throughout the day) so as to gain more rest. It is useful when you know you will be experiencing sleep deprivation in the near future.
2. to add to your sleep credit so you can be awake longer periods of time.
3. "...you can bank sleep in advance. Her study showed that people who built up a ‘credit’ of extra sleep by sleeping more every night for a week before being deprived of sleep suffered fewer ill effects of sleep deprivation (Claudia Hammond, BBC).
"John knew that he would be pulling an all nighter Thursday so he decided to bank sleep Wednesday."
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Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”
Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”
*puts on quran for sleep*
*Wakes up*
Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”
*Opens door”
Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“
*slams door*
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