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When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"
Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."
Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"
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When you walk into a public restroom and someone else is walking out and you have to try and guess which stall they used so you can choose another.
-What took you so long?
-I walked in the bathroom as a fat guy walked out so I had to play toilet stall roulette. I lost. The seat was warm.
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When hooking up with a girl who is intoxicated beyond the point of no return, you have the girl bend over and grab the toilet while she throws up, and during her regurgitation you have sex with her from behind as the girl holds the toilet for support.
David: Dude, did you have sex with that drunk girl at the party last night?
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
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An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.
Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.
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A toilet where the seat is either too small or oddly shaped, resulting in your pecker not being able to stay below the seat as it usually sits when taking a dump. A Peak a Boo toilet can make for a very interesting bathroom experience.
"Yo Craig did you notice that Kyle has a Peak a Boo toilet at his house? My pecker was confused man."
"Wow there's my pecker...thanks Peak a Boo toilet!!!"
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When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.
Often a painful experience.
"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"
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when you have diarrhea while having sex, so you let it go int he other persons mouth. to flush, they swallow.
Man I gave this girl a mean indian toilet last night! She gargled and everything!
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