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To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.
"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"
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The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.
The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".
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A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.
Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.
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When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)
Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.
(British English)
A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.
Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.
Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.
"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"
A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate
I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef