Wet Goddess

A book by Malcolm J. Brenner about his 9-month sexual relationship with a dolphin.

This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.

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Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".

By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.

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Wet Yeti

A man, usually unaware of his own stench due to his lack of hygiene. He will tend to look similar to a mountain man, but lives in the city. Always is a mouth-breather, and can usually be spotted if holding a banjo and wearing hipster glasses. He is very hairy, and appears wet at all times. Thus the term "wet yeti"

"Do you not see the wet yeti over at the coffee shop? Lets not go there, chances are the whole place is going to reek of cabbage and bare feet."

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wet back

Racial Slang. Refers to any Hispanic
immigrant, particularly those of illegal
origin (the implication being that a wet
back results from crossing river borders
by swimming). Generally considered to be
a slur, offensive. Also "wetback".

Every summer, they hired a bunch of wet
backs to work the fields, and paid them
under the table.

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wet pussy

N. A mixed drink or cocktail containing of half Malibu Spiced Rum and Taquila Rose (half each) and served over ice; Also referred to as a "W.P." but the more conservative (or embarrased) crowd.

Cindy became rather embarrassed and excited when Brian suggested she needed a "wet pussy" only to find out it was just a drink.

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Wet dog

A smell of a person.

Robinson smells like wet dog.

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Wet Seal

A well lubricated anus.

Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.

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