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An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
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What you say to someone before you jack them.
If anyone ever tells you to "break yo self" prepare for a severe ass whoopin'.
In some movie the thug says "break yo self foo" beats the shit out of the guy and robs him.
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Basically another way of saying Fuck You or fuck your life, especially if the person your saying it to spends a lot of time on facebook.
Dan: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take man.
Chris: Dude! That's gonna be my next facebook status! :-D
Dan: Nigga fuck yo facebook!
Chris: *tears* But my facebook is my life :'(
Dan: Haha loser
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to cut down crack on a plate with a razor blade. made famous by rapper gucci mane.
gucci mane : ice like gucci work yo damn wrist
gucci mane: serve all the junkies work yo damn wrist
gucci mane: want range rover work yo damn wrists!
work yo wrist.
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"don't even joke"
what beaners say when they want you to stop "joking around"
"Yo Yimmy stop yoking around so much."
"Yo eben yoke yimmy."
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A command made by any male to a specific lady's boyfriend telling him to watch out for his girlfriend. This usually means that the person making the command is going after the lady and that if the boyfriend doesn't keep her on a short leash, she will get swept away.
"You better cuff yo chick tonight, man, she's a hottie and i'm finna take her back with me."
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to attempt to scare another individual with a gun or knife
Break yo self sucka!!
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