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two clowns raping an asian kid
clown #1:wanna lome long time?
Clown #2: sure
Clown #1 & #2: *agrassively rapes asian kid*
A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.
Stud Muffin
Girl 1: Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's sooo foriegn!
Girl 3: Oh Long Duk Dong!
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I was ran out of business by the long nosed one.
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(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.
Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...
Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss
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What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick
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