Alphabet Times

While presently enjoying a pleasant situation, or often in hindsight of any form of delight and/or entertainment, it is quite common for one to comment, "gts," a teenage slang term and accepted reference to "good times". However, why is this shortened form of the phrase only used in reference to pleasure? Why not when one experiences, for example, sexual or racist feelings? The "Alphabet Times" is a clear and obvious solution to this problem. When experiencing any feeling of any sort, "good" may be replaced with any other applicable adjective/noun/verb, and emotion can be relayed by expressing yourself in "ats" to "zts".

Alphabet Times
awesome times
best times
car-RAZAYYY times
drunken times
erotic times
fucked up times
good times (classic)
helluva times
icy times
jokes times
KKK times/ kleenexy times
lazy times
monstrous times
nimbus 2000 times
octopi times
penis times
queer times
rusty nail times
satanic times
titty times
uvula times
vaginal times
wet times
x-rated times
you+me times
zamboni times

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junk time

The period in an indoor cricket game when the self appointed skipper blows in and scores a bootload of runs.

Hornet: "Geez, here goes benda again, smashing it up in junk time."
Snout: "He sure loves Junk time."
Hornet: "Your mum is Junk time. Zing!"

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Snooder Time

Engaging in a simple task of endless pleasure by placing a large amount of a tabacco product, preferrably snuff, in between your gums and lip for an extended period of time in one sitting.

-"Hey what time is it?" "SNOODER TIME"

-"What are you doing?" "Im just chillin man, taking a snooder."

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Time Life

An entertainment company who leeches off of old, classics...of what you ask? Anything, may it be Classic Rock or SNL. They take pride in releasing to you a Digitally Remastered, Super Deluxe, Box Set of everything about everything. They also advertise these box sets via late night infomercials on Comedy Central.

"Time Life is totally killing Led Zeppelin"

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Suspended in time

1. Anytime spent in jail, the penitentiary also called the bin; where life continues to move forward without your presence in it.

Group Home - Suspended in Time

Yo homie, they had you locked up son, you were suspended in time and your son is gettin older!

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Full-Timing

The act of working a full-time job.

Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?

Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.

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Poo time

For when it is time to pass feces.

"Yo Jess"
"Yo Brad"
"Hey i think its poo time!"
"thats some nasty shit bro"

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