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A girl you can find in just about any city’s art/music scene who worships Stevie Nicks copies her fashion style.
My friend: Man, I’m pretty sure that girl we saw at the show last night wearing a wide-brimmed hat and knee-high boots is a witch.
Me: Nah man, she’s just a Gold Dust Woman
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When a white woman is so unaware of everything around her, she becomes a shell of a person; a plain old white woman.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
*2 Men are playing basketball while one of the men's wife is watching from the porch.*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
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woman who cant achieve orgasm unless clit is stimulated.
Hunny can you get a cock ring that vibrates bc im a buffalo woman and your cock isnt enough
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The woman with the yeasty pepperoni pouch, commonly seen with a light frosting of cum droplets across her ginger-brow
Wow, look at that yeasty pepperoni pouch, and that light frosting of cum droplets on her ginger-brow, she's definitely a gingerbread woman. Better call Big Boy Connor
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Used to describe a woman who is so tough already she does not need to ever 'man up', in fact she needs to 'woman down'.
Person 1: You should just 'man up'.
Person 2 (woman): I'm so tough already I think I actually need to 'woman down'
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The kind of butt that you would usually expect on a grown woman except found on a young girl.
No one really wanted to comment on Christine's woman butt when she wore those bicycle shorts.
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I'm Foxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lotta woman!
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