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holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.

The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.

by Governor Captain Jack December 09, 2013


Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 05, 2021


Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus

My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!

by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022


asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

by Hashkey January 30, 2012


asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.

The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.

by assole magnet November 23, 2020


Lollipop Asshole

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.

That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018


asshole flower

When her asshole is really hairy

Damn she has a big asshole flower

by Scratchy asshole November 20, 2015