E dick

(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.

Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?

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E dick

You just can't get it up for the life of you..it don't matter how frickin HORNY you are, you just ain't getting that wood delivery you've been expecting on time. X obviously makes this happen, also a shitload of alchy makes this happen. It always depends on the individual too. Chemistry is a funny thing.

i got so damn drunk at that party at Kutz's house, that when i later tryed jacking it to britney spears videos all night, i fricken had a case of the E dick.

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e dick

afta u drop an xtc pill, and ur dick strinks temporarly while u high,

i was tryin to grid this bitch on the floor but i had e dick bro

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E-Dick

When you get dick over the internet

Matt: I’m so sexually frustrated

Steve: Just get some E-Dick

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whisk-e-dick

When a well endowed guy puts his shaft half in a chick then grabs the half that is outside and swirls it in a manner similar to whisking the contents of a bowl. The whisk-e-dick is so effective she will do anything you want after she repeatedly cums, its like mind control with your penis

After I took Cinnamon home from the strip club and gave her the ole' whisk-e-dick I had her bake me some brownies

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E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

E-Dick

Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.

Yooo I bet she gets a lotta e-dick