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Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.

Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.

by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020


old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003


one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023


a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

by allaboutfloyd March 27, 2016


Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.

“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”

by cowboy opts October 19, 2020


Daved

Getting lied to by a low life piece of trash. Similar to the term Joshing

I was talking to my dude Jef and he totally daved me on his story about being a ladies man

by Burdurboy05 March 9, 2020


Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 19, 2021